SPIDER CAT! SPIDER CAT!

So, I'm in a goofy mood today and made up YET ANOTHER song that will resonate in your heads for hours and hours and hours!!!!

Wanna hear it? Here it go.

SING IT WITH ME PEOPLE!
I just made this up, but it is based on the Spiderman theme song.

Spidercat, Spidercat,
Does whatever a spider cat can.
eats a web, any size,
bats at thieves just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spidercat.

Is he strong? Listen bud—
He's got horney, fatboy blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! SPLAT! There goes the Spidercat.

In the chill of the night,
At the scene of the crime,
Like a streak of light,
He bails the scene just in time!

Spidercat, Spidercat,
Ornery hoodrat Spidercat.
Wealth and fame, he's onboard —
Action is his reward.
To him,
Life is a great big gangbang —
Wherever there's a hooker,
You'll find the Spidercat!