just blurted, "Quit gnawing on it! You're gonna make it start bleeding again, dammit!"

says one day he'll get tired of those little petit four chicks and want a real piece of cake woman!

says "Lame recognize lame. Don't hate the city, hate the lame!" -so me. twofacedheifatryingtobackpeddleandaintsh!therselfandneeds2move

Rule#6: Nobody puts me out, but me! Dammit!

Rule#3: You just sit over there and look pretty and not tell me what to do. Rule#4: You got me all fucked up. Rule#5: Bitch! You betta back your ass up!

quotes "Michael says rule #1: You don't talk unless I tell you to talk. Rule #2: You gotta keep running your mouth so I can think.

snorted when the Plaza horse carriage driver asked Michael as we walked by, "Would you like to take the lady for a ride?"

pointed out to Michael that the parking spot he wanted was handicap and he said, "Hush! or I'mma beat you handicap, girl!" LOL! :P

quotes Tim who when referring to San Diego's weather said, "Coastal Eddie and The Marine Layer" would make a great porn title. I agreed.

quotes, "...Carmen's changing the world one weave at a time..." That's what Teri said while we were discussing politics and the Black community's awareness of current events and the The Tea Party.

says "...I need some dudes up here who speak American, Goddammit. He's making a fucking sweater back here. I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts..."

is actually contenplating whether to eat the other half of my Jimmy Johns Club LuLu that's been simmering in the trunk of the car since Noon.

overheard in the van, "...My sister says any restaurant between a bank and a gas station is good. But, that's just what my sister says."

screams! Squidbillies Season 5 begins tonight! Episode 1 airs tonight! 'Need For Weed'. http://bit.ly/a8637 Git You Sum! You need it.

says name that movie! "...Let's go handsome. Come on. Not you fat Jesus! Slide it on back."

Wondering where my posh crew is? I'm at The Jones, where are you?

says "GAH! Three weddings in one day. I'm gonna be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again!" -Liz Lemon, 30 Rock http://ping.fm/3otpG

just got a Christian chain text msg featuring a sad baby Mickey Mouse threatening that if I don't fwd the text God won't let me into heaven.

found two lucky pennies yesterday. I wished to win the lottery and to find another lucky penny.

is enjoying a wonderful Mother's Day weekend with my favorite Aunt and Uncle, my Nanny (Grandmother) and cousins in GA. It's a mini reunion.